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You wont believe the hilarious careers these kids think their parents have. The youngsters are more than a little wrong when asked what their parents do for work. Watch the short to hear what the children say their parents do for work and then what their moms and dads actually do. Children are some of the most honest and straightforward people in the world. Seriously, if you want an opinion on any subject, ask a child; they will be more than happy to help. However, as you already know, what they say may not be what you want to hear. So, just be careful, your feelings and ego could be slightly damaged in the process. Another truly funny thing about most children is how earnest and sincere they can be about something, especially when they have no idea what they are talking about. To be fair, this doesnt just apply to children, and if you dont believe me, look at social media. Those platforms are filled with people posting their misinformed and misguided thoughts about every subject imaginable. However, its funny when children do it, and not nearly as sad and disappointing when its from full-grown adults. A clip posted on YouTube captures several children as they are asked what their parents do for work. Their answers are absolutely hilarious on their own, but they're even better when their parents give the correct answer. Most of the children are way, way off, but each one of them truly believes that they are right, and thats what their mothers and fathers get paid to do. It has to be that they picked up on one or two things that were said about their parents jobs and have convinced themselves thats what they do. However, not all of the children in the video are entirely off base. Some of them do answer correctly. But for the majority, its clear they are completely clueless about their parents professions. Colossians 3:23 Whatever you do, do it readily, as to the Lord and not to men;

Being a mom of two is hilariously different from what she imagined. She had these ideas about what having two children would be like; the only problem was that they didnt match reality. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what she thought motherhood would be like, just how wrong she was, and what life is really like with two kids. Children are a gift from the Lord above, and they should be treated as such. Being a parent is, without question, the greatest blessing anyone can receive on this earth. Can or would anyone ever argue otherwise? There is nothing quite like being a parent and watching your little one grow, learn and explore. Sure, your life will change in every possible way after their arrival, but it will all be for the better. However, before those little ones make their much-anticipated arrival, every parent-in-waiting has ideas and visions of what they believe parenting a child or multiple children will be like. Rarely, if ever, do those visions sync up with reality. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman does exactly this. She has specific ideas of what it will be like when she has two children. The two children will get along fabulously, being kind and sharing everything with one another. Thats what she thought, or at least, hoped would happen when she became a mother of two. But she was very, very wrong. She probably couldnt have been more wrong. Instead, she is constantly being beckoned by her little ones. The older child wants nothing to do with the younger child. He wants to play in peace, but the younger child refuses to cooperate. I dont want to share any of my trucks, the older child tells the younger one. The most hilarious part of the entire clip is when the mother hears one of her children crying. As any responsible parent would, she immediately asks what happened. Hysterically, the older child gives her an honest and straightforward answer. I pushed her, one of the children responds. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A retail worker has come up with a hilarious way to interact and deal with customers. His method, while hysterical, is likely to be fairly fail-proof. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to see how this stores employee handles chatty customers who have a laundry list of questions. Shopping is easily, without question, one of the worst activities in the entire world. Sure, once that task is completed, you have groceries or other necessary household items. But a fair amount of money and time is invested and expended in the process, neither of which can ever be recovered. I understand my feelings about shopping are mine, but there is no way that Im the only person who feels this way. Now, if I and others feel this way about shopping, imagine how those who work retail must feel. Think about the insanity and stupidity they must encounter daily. The NBC sitcom Superstore paints a hilarious picture of what retail workers experience while on the job. In a clip posted on YouTube, one young man has come up with a solution for handling customer questions and concerns. While it may appear that he handles each question the same, there is most certainly a method to his system. His answers are well-thought-out and intended to keep customers happy while also making his day at work more pleasant. The video begins with a handful of customers approaching him to ask about particular products. Without fail, he has an answer for all of them, which seems to alleviate customers concerns. Later in the clip, hes asked about his answer by a fellow employee, and he explains why he answers the way he does. Yeah, I just do that so they stop bothering me as soon as possible, he said. Its also kind of fun. He goes into further detail, mentioning why he refuses to say he knows nothing about the products they are asking about. Because thats never enough, he added. They always have follow-up questions like, Would anyone else know? and Which one would you buy? and How do you not know? You work here. All the usual nonsense. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Mike Goodwin got injured, and his self-diagnosis was a little off. The popular comedian got hurt doing something that hed been doing all his life. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Mike was doing when he suffered an injury and what he did next that didnt help the situation. Aging is something none of us can prevent. Despite what many beauty products and cosmetic procedures may promise, they do not stop or reverse aging. Time keeps marching forward, and you and I will keep getting older. Feel better about the aging process yet? As you may have already noticed, your body will fail and betray you as you get older. The stomach will not be as flat as it once was, and there will be a little less hair on top than before, and a whole host of other things will start to happen, like fading athleticism. Your body wont be able to run and jump as it used to when you were a kid. Youll have to move more cautiously and with more care. Unfortunately, Mike learned this lesson the hard way. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike tore his Achilles tendon while playing basketball. But, as he explained, he wasnt jumping or even running at the time of the injury. Instead, he was simply dribbling the ball when, he says, his Achilles was like, Alright man, Im going to talk to you a little bit later. However, Mike mentioned that after sustaining the injury, he did what a lot of people do when they hurt themselves: he turned to the internet. He logged onto a popular medical website and, after a few minutes, came up with a diagnosis that was more than a little wrong. I went home and got on the computer, and went to WebMD, he said. By the time Id finished, I had self-diagnosed myself with malaria. I had malaria in my leg. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

These hilarious comments are ones to avoid making at a funeral. While they are downright hysterical, they would, without a doubt, get a lot of laughs; these statements should not be uttered at a funeral service. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear some phrases that would get you a lot of dirty, disappointed and shocked looks if you were to say these or anything similar to them at a funeral. Human beings are not perfect. In fact, as most people are already well aware, people are very far from anything even remotely resembling perfection. In all of history, there was only one perfect individual to have ever walked the earth and people killed Him. The fact of the matter is, we all have our flaws, failures and blemishes that come simply from being a human living in a sinful, fallen world. There is no getting around our shortcomings or areas where we fall short of the mark. Youve got them, and Ive got them as well. If anyone says they dont have places in life where they can improve, they are either lying to themselves or everyone around them. One of the ways people fall short of the mark is in our speech, and the often thoughtless and hurtful words that exit our mouths. Some people have a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. Open mouth, insert foot is the best way to describe this type of situation. A clip posted on YouTube captures exactly what you do not want to say at a funeral. While what she says is hysterical and absolutely hilarious, you would probably do best not to repeat any the next time youre at a funeral. Daggum, Brenda, I always thought youd go first, she said. Aint this the same suit he got arrested in? she added. He would have loved this turnout, she said. He loved attention. These are only a couple of the truly hysterical comments she rattles off. Ephesians 4:29 Let no evil talk come out of your mouth, but only what is good for giving necessary teaching, and for grace to those who give ear.

Mike Goodwin still remembers when he learned that he could make people laugh. The comedian recalled the exact moment that he discovered he had a gift for making others laugh and smile. Watch the short but heartwarming and funny clip to hear how and when Mike discovered he had been blessed with a gift for comedy. Life is entirely too serious. Far too many people are constantly carrying stress, worries and burdens. They are worried about this situation or that situation, if theyll be able to pay this or afford that. That is no way to live, but unfortunately, that is the reality for many. Shouldering all those burdens and being constantly under immense stress and worry will only damage not only your physical but also your mental health. Thats why whenever theres an opportunity to laugh, smile or inject a little humor into the day, take full advantage of it. Who doesnt love to laugh? We could all use more of it, thats for sure. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike shared with his audience the precise moment he realized he was funny and could make others smile. Mikes discovery was made during a somewhat tense situation while growing up. His parents, he shared, were arguing and bickering. He stated that this had become a common occurrence. So, while trying to figure out why they were always upset with one another, something occurred to him, and he said it immediately. While he does not remember exactly what he said, it made his mother laugh. He used humor to lighten the tension and make his mother feel a little better. From that point forward, Mike was always coming up with different sayings to make his mother laugh. And something clicked in my mind, Oh man, I have the ability to make my mother feel better by the funny things that I say, he said. And thats all I needed to hear, because I knew they were going to argue again, and I would have my time to shine. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins is getting older, and hilariously, he fears that he doesnt measure up. The popular comedian understands how much his ancestors accomplished, but thinks he might be lacking in some ways. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim discuss getting older and how his ancestors put him to shame. Getting older is an inevitability. Time constantly marches forward, not stopping for anyone or anything. With every passing second, minute and hour, you are a little bit older. Feel better now? Well, think about this: after reading this sentence, you are now older than when you started it. Despite whatever beauty products may state, there is no way to reverse the aging process, at least not yet. Oh, Im sure someone is probably working furiously on finding a solution, but Im also certain that it will fail. So, since we cannot do anything about getting older, why not do the only thing we can about it, and find the humor in aging? What else are you going to do about it? In a clip posted on YouTube, the always funny and insightful Tim Hawkins mentioned that, while he understands he is, like all of us, advancing in age. However, as a way to almost add insult to injury, Tim is also fully aware of what his family members before him accomplished. Hilariously, he fears that he may not meet the standard that they set. I compare myself to my ancestors, and Im just not measuring up, he said. My grandpa was a stud. He was a rancher. He was in the Navy. My dad was a world-class athlete. He has a masters degree. I have an app on my phone to remind me to drink water. Tims point is true. While technology allows us to do more than we previously imagined, it has made many of us reliant on it for even the most mundane, everyday activities. Proverbs 20:29 The glory of young men is their strength, and the honor of old men is their grey hairs.

Nate Bargatze went to Walmart for a hammock, and the laughs followed. The popular comedian visited the retail giant hoping to pick up one item, but things didnt quite go as planned. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how Nates Walmart visit for a hammock went off the rails in the best possible way. Shopping is not any fun, a statement with which everyone who has ever visited a store will surely agree. There is nothing even remotely enjoyable about spending both time and money as you maneuver around rude and inconsiderate people to pick up the handful of items youre looking to obtain. I know Im not alone in feeling this way. However, there are times when you just have to visit a store. For instance, we all need food to survive and so grocery shopping is a must. Also, its necessary to make a stop at either Target or Walmart when youve run out of an item that isnt sold at the grocery store. Sometimes this is a simple, easy process and other times it can be much more difficult depending on several factors. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate made a stop at Walmart, looking to buy one item, and only one thing. He wanted to pick up a hammock. But he hilariously soon realized that this was not going to be as easy as he initially thought. I was trying to buy a hammock, he said. So, I go in, I go back to where I imagine the hammocks live. I went up to this guy, and I was like, Hey, man, do you guys sell hammocks? The response he received from the person was not exactly encouraging. And hes like, Whats a hammock? Nate said. And it threw me off enough that I was like, Am I saying it wrong? cause you know what it is. And I was like, Is it hammot with a T? Does that sound right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A comedian revealed a statistic that may impact him and his marriage. The funnyman, Don McMillan, pointed out something that probably wasnt all that surprising, but added that it very well could apply to him and his wife. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the statistic that Don mentioned and how it might explain how his wife sees him. Men and women are built differently, and anyone arguing otherwise is wrong. Not only does this apply physically, but men and women also think and act differently. Anyone who is married or has ever been on a date completely knows and understands that statement. For instance, when it comes to what men and women find attractive, men are much more likely to be attracted to physical appearance, at least initially, than women. Sure, women appreciate someone they consider good-looking and pleasing to the eye, but they are much more likely to look past outward appearance than men. Theres no point in arguing otherwise, because its true and we all know it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don mentioned that he recently came across a survey that also pointed this out. It was a number that indicated how many women had given someone considered ugly a chance because they thought him to be funny. Surprisingly, as Don revealed, a third of the women surveyed said they had done this before. Initially, he thought this was wonderful and showed how women were much less shallow than men. However, hilariously, after reading that number, Don then had an interesting thought and wondered whether his wife might be part of that 33 percent. So, I thought that was great until I thought, Hold on, Im married, he said. You know what that really means? That means theres a one in three chance my wife thinks Im ugly. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This baptism didnt go as planned. Things went wrong quickly and did so in the most hilarious way possible. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what went wrong with this baptism, and youll still be laughing long after the video ends. Baptism is an important sacrament in churches. Its important enough that even Jesus Christ Himself was baptized. Of course, baptism signifies that the old self has been washed away and has been made a new creation in Christ. No longer are they bound by their sin and shame. They have been forgiven and have chosen to follow Jesus Christ. It's an outward expression of what has already taken place in that individuals heart and life. They are signaling their commitment to Christ, choosing to follow and obey Him, while at the same time forsaking their old ways and old life. Its an act that is and should be celebrated and recognized. However, despite its importance and the momentous change it signifies, baptism services are not always perfect. People, even when forgiven, are still not perfect. We still have our flaws and imperfections. A clip posted on YouTube hilariously proves this point. In the video, a man and the pastor stand in the baptismal pool. Additionally, another man stands behind the two, almost as if preparing for the worst. Maybe they had the sense that disaster might strike and wanted to be prepared just in that event. Things got off to a rough start as the pastor attempted to get the man to place his hands over his nose and mouth. Despite the pastors efforts, the man refused to cooperate, at least momentarily, causing several in the church to break out into laughter. But things only got worse from there. The pastor takes the man underwater, but instead of simply standing up, the man pops out, knocking the pastor down. The minister was literally pulled out of the water by the collar of his shirt. Mark 16:16 He who has faith and is given baptism will get salvation; but he who has not faith will be judged.

Dustin Nickerson says this is when you are officially married. The popular comedian states that you will know your marriage has started when something like this finally happens. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear when, according to Dustin, two people are actually married. A wedding ceremony is a beautiful thing. Of course, its the lovely ritual in which two people stand at the altar, in front of their family and friends, and exchange vows. Both people promise to remain with the other regardless of what life may throw at them. The only thing that can or will separate them is death itself. The minister then pronounces them husband and wife and tells them to seal it with a kiss. The wedding day is one that couples will remember for the rest of their lives. However, all that pomp and circumstance that comes with the wedding day is not real life. No one wears a tux or a wedding dress or throws the bouquet over their shoulder Monday through Friday. Sure, those activities may be fun, but as anyone who is married knows, a marriage is what happens after the wedding day. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin said he and his wife were at a wedding, but they couldnt help laughing to themselves because they know what a real marriage is, and how those people exchanging vows have no idea what married life is yet. Thats no, thats not a marriage, he said. Thats not a marriage at all. Thats a wedding. Those are different things. A marriage is the next day when you get to the airport, and she goes, I forgot my passport. Now youre married. Thats, thats a marriage right there. Today, till death do us part. Tomorrow, Im going to Mexico alone. You had one job. I think anyone who is married will likely completely agree with Dustins statement and the point hes making. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Derrick Stroup hysterically explained how grocery shopping has changed. In the last decade or so, the popular comedian says grocery shopping has undergone a significant modification. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what has changed in the grocery store shopping experience. As Ive said many times before, shopping is one of the worst things in the world. There are no arguments to be made stating otherwise. Its an accepted fact, and nothing will change that in my mind, and Im guessing, in the minds of many other people, as well. Shopping is terrible, and no one looks forward to going to the store. But as bad as shopping is, it unfortunately gets worse. Shopping for groceries is the worst of the worst. Its the absolute pinnacle of horrible experiences when it comes to customers purchasing items. However, as awful as grocery shopping is, something about it, according to Derrick, has changed in the last 10 years. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick says he has been seeing a lot less of one thing while picking up groceries: children being spanked. I havent seen a kid get spanked in the grocery store in a decade, he said. No, thats where you used to watch some pretty good live whoopings go on. Youd just be pushing your cart through Brunos, cruising right along. Youd look down the aisle. Thered be a kid just getting wore out. Later in the clip, he mentions something that I remember seeing and hearing while growing up as well. I mean, back in the day, other parents would chime in, he added. Youd be getting spanked, and another parent would go, And thats why you listen to your mother. Youd be like, Who are you? Who are you? I dont even know you. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Comedian Derrick Stroup takes his ice cream and trail mix seriously. The popular funnyman believes there is a right way and a wrong way to enjoy both of those treats, and he has little to no patience for those who eat them incorrectly. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear just how seriously he takes his ice cream and trail mix. Everyone loves snacking. Its something that wed be better off doing less of, but, hey, you only live once, right? Whats wrong with indulging in a sweet treat now and then? Yes, we should be concerned about our health, but how healthy is it to deny ourselves a treat all the time? Well, when it comes to those treats, there is nothing more universally loved than ice cream. Of course, as you already know, there is no other treat that causes everyone to scream in unison. In addition to all of us screaming for ice cream, there is literally something for everyone. There are weird, truly out-there flavors for the more adventurous eater, and conventional, original flavors for those who like to stay in their comfort zone with ice cream. However, did you know there is apparently a wrong way to eat ice cream? Apparently, unlike a Reeses peanut butter cup, there is a right way and a wrong way, at least according to Derrick. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick says, ice cream is his favorite thing, and he and his wife have very different approaches to enjoying the cold treat. Its my favorite food, and I dont eat it fast, he said. I eat it the way you should. I whittle my ice cream. I put my spoon on the side, and I whittle it. His wife, he says, does not whittle her ice cream. Instead, she comes in a way that Derrick knows he will have to fix later. Also, he believes that how one eats trail mix is a metaphor for how to approach life. I told you, he takes these treats seriously. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This comedian has a hysterical reason for believing he is a good husband. The funnyman, Shaun Johnson, is honest, stating that its not so much what he does that makes him a husband, but instead what he does not do. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear why Shauns wife should consider herself lucky for having married him. Marriage is one of the best things someone can do, as everyone who is married fully understands. However, as every married person also knows very well, is that no marriage is perfect. Two people in a marriage will clash over this or that, leading to heated disagreements and fights. No two people are the same, so their thoughts, opinions and feelings will not be the same on every subject. However, while disagreements and confrontation are rarely, if ever, enjoyable, they can be beneficial for the relationship. If they are handled in a way that addresses and solves the problem, they can be good. Those solutions will involve a fair amount of compromise from both parties each gives a little, while also getting a little. Thats a win-win, right? Well, in a clip posted on YouTube, Shaun explains that not every situation in a marriage has to result in a fight, especially when youre as good a husband as he is. Hilariously, he states that hes fully aware that its because of what he doesn't do more than what he does for his wife. Ill have you know, Im actually a pretty good husband, if I do say so myself, he said. And its not always the things I do. Sometimes its the things I dont do. And Ill just give one example. Ill just throw one example out, OK? Just the fact that I dont golf puts me miles ahead of so many of you guys. Later, he adds what he says when his wife asks him to do something. Every time my wifes bugged me, Im like, Yeah, but I dont golf, he said. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A comedian imagined how lullabies sung by Arnold Schwarzenegger might sound. The funnyman, Hoss Ridgeway, will have you rolling with laughter with his bit about the Terminator performing popular childrens songs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how these beloved childrens songs would probably sound if they were ever sung by legendary action star, Arnold Schwarzenegger. There are many recognizable Hollywood actors and actresses. We know their face, understand weve seen them before, but arent sure where and dont remember their name. Thankfully, the IMDB app exists for situations just like this. A few quick taps on the phone and youre finally able to place the person on the TV screen, and can now rest easy. While there are a lot of actors and actresses, there are only a handful of movie stars. Of course, the difference between an actor and a movie star is that everyone is familiar with them and at least has passing familiarity with their body of work, even the most casual movie and television fan. One of those people who is, without question, a movie star is Arnold Schwarzenegger. But what if Arnold used his talents in a different area, in another form of entertainment? In a clip posted on YouTube, Hoss imagines what some popular childrens lullabies would sound like if Arnold were to sing them and how he might slightly augment them. The result is a bit that will have you laughing uncontrollably, as the comedian pulls off a scary-good Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. But can you imagine if he sang to his children, what that wouldve been like? he asked. Hes like, Im going to sing to you. Old McDonald had a farm. Later in the clip, he tried a couple more lullabies as Arnold. London Bridge is falling downget to the chopper! he said, while impersonating the Terminator. The itsy-bitty spider went up the waterspout, he sang. Out came a sniper and took the spider out. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian shared the first thing his wife did after they got married. The funnyman, Jeff Allen, mentioned what his wifes first action was after they exchanged vows and said, I do, and it will have you laughing long after the video ends. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeffs better half did and how she takes her action back from time to time. Marriage is a beautiful and wonderful thing, but it will most certainly change your life forever. The instant a couple says, I do, they are, as the Bible says, no longer two individuals but one. There will be good days, and there will be some not-so-great ones, too, as anyone who is or has ever been married understands. Of course, no marriage is perfect. There will be fights and arguments because thats the nature of relationships. No two people will agree in every instance and circumstance. They wont see eye to eye on every subject. But when these differences do arise, its important to reach an agreement, and as anyone who is married knows, that means finding a solution she likes best. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff said the very first thing his better half did after they got married was to take away his ability to disagree with her. She took away, as Jeff puts it, his spine. However, periodically, she will undo this action and reattach it whenever she needs him to confront potentially dangerous situations. First thing she did when we got married was take my spine away from me, he said. She did. She keeps it in her purse. Thats handy in case I have to do something manly. Later in the clip, he mentions the kind of situation in which she would temporarily return his spine. 3 oclock in the morning, I heard a noise. Heres your spine. God down and see what it was, he said. I hate that wake-up call. She hears a noise. I got to go down and see what it is. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.